“ If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
Life Hack #842049
Instead of having a crush on a living human, punch yourself right in the fucking face for the same effect
People usually only include the first 2 panels
“ I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
Stephen Hawking (via likeafieldmouse)