freemindfreebody: agentscully: WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE ordering pizza = bungee jumping
trentofsky: I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
yeerkpool: coldheartwarmblood: imwithkanye: The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office. the best scene in the whole program omfg I don’t like the office but that was funny.
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I came to a point where I needed solitude and just stop the machine of...– Jack Kerouac (via salingerin)
the-chubby-nerd: I don’t care who you fucking think you are If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
Black women wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and see Black women....– Michelle Haimoff, on privilege (via jatigi)
when people talk about anorexia and bulimia and say things along the lines of “most guy like curves on a girl” god damn it shut up not everytHING IS ABOUT GOD DAMN FUCKING MEN
my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that im making jesus sad
oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS BOWLCUTS LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
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oaksandroses: an old man last night he pulled down his pants and just pooped on the sidewalk